Bees be doing it with flowers

Jack Metier — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 01:00:09 +0000

Flowers are awesome.

They smell good.
They look pretty.
In art they represent vaginas.

A Vagina

Think of Plowface’s Harvest as a flower amongst the weeds of the internet. Not one of those sissy potted flower’s, mind you. Plowface’s Harvest is a perennial wildflower with the spunk and dedication needed to bring you joy. The joy you get from just knowing it exists, even if you don’t hike everyday to see it.

Of course, even wildflowers need the occasional bee to ensure pollination, which is why I’m here. I usually write over at jackmetier.com but today I’m performing emcee duties and introducing you to the blogosphere’s latest superstar.

Plowface

Known simply as PLOWFACE, this little lady has spent the last 23 years preparing mentally for the rigors of a daily publication. Her typing fingers are calloused from planting Comedy-Vegetables and harvesting Thought-Fruit all day. So have a seat, put on a bib, and dig in.

Plowface's Harvest

Bees be doing it with flowers